ARBEIDA Zeitung - SONDERAUSGABE MONGOLEI ###

Translation for our international (Mongolian) Friends:

INTERNATIONAL

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— Comrade Chairman of the Central Committee for Newspaper Affairs

Mongolia – a distant glittering state

President MeccAnon met today with one of our journalists to talk about the new Mongolia, which has just come into the world.

The new government looks to the future with confidence. Its major goal is the breeding of a new kind of pink yaks! We were shown initial attempts where a herd is being bred in this direction. There is still much to do!

A second goal is to spread “love and peace,” which, as workers, we can surely appreciate, right?

We also asked whether Lithuania is a good neighbor, given that it only has that one. MeccAnon replied that they are “very grateful” to be allowed to conduct the “experiment” of a new Mongolia. Relations are very good, and the neighborhood is friendly… looking at Lithuania’s early borders, not every neighbor could claim that!

So far, there has been little contact with Germany at the state level, and no state visit is planned. HOWEVER, he revealed to us EXCLUSIVELY that he loves German food and often visits Germany privately. “Just give me good Spätzle with mushroom sauce (…) and I’m happy.” A surprise, for sure, but a welcome one! We say: anyone who likes Spätzle cannot be a bad president.

MeccAnon is also curious about the further development of the young republic and, when asked, could only advise us: stay reasonable, have a goal, stay focused, respect friends & enemies, and enjoy the game.