Flyk For Congress

Dear Austrians,

It's that time of the month again...

This time, I have decided to bestow the greatest blessing imaginable upon you: the privilege of voting for me.

Why Flyk?

Well, why not?

I have as much to offer as anyone else candidating. And by that i mean, as little as everyone else.

Should I throw some empty words around, that have no correlation to the reality of the game?

Should I ask Gemini to write some catchy phrases & hashtags for my article - only for you to forget these empty words minutes later?

Should i present the damage I have done in the latest conflict, as evidence of my capabilities? Knowing well, that doing damage is a mere matter of xp, money & the willingness to leave eco-mode?

Should i create some Ai pictures of my avatar, like everyone else does? Yeah, i probably should. Here you go!

To boil it down: The only capabilitly someone must have in congress is availability. The availability to vote in important matters in accordance with our re-elected president & the ministers to ensure our countries ability to act is quick & decisive.
Through a combination of an office job & "Arbeitszeitbetrug", i can offer exactly that.

And with that i pledge to use my vote in the interest of all of Austria.



PS: Es heißt Leberkas ihr Hinterwäldler!