05.07.2026 | Official State Proclamation Armenia

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Republic of Armenia — Official State Proclamation

A Nation in Motion - Five Messages to the Citizens of Armenia

I. Public Safety Alert: The Asparagus Monster

Citizens of https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac8d4 are hereby advised to exercise extreme caution when leaving their homes (or when being escorted out of them).

Reports have been confirmed of a rampaging asparagus creature of "ehemmm" (https://app.warera.io/article/6a4a20889ac71da5701bb101) unknown origin causing disturbances across the country. Whether this beast emerged from the fields, from a laboratory, or from somewhere best left unasked, is at this time under investigation... What is certain: it is large, it is green, and it is in a foul mood.

The government urges all citizens to remain vigilant. Do not approach the creature. Do not attempt to season it. Do not make eye contact.

Rest assured, our finest scientific minds and emergency response units are already on the case. Armenia has survived occupying armies and existential pressure from two neighbours simultaneously. We will handle the asparagus.

Updates to follow.

II. Military Restructuring

Following the https://app.warera.io/party/69ac54ef5f0eac1a1ef089d1 Party Congress in Germany, the Republic of Armenia is initiating a restructuring of its military units. The congress has once again demonstrated the organisational strength of our comrades, and its decisions will serve as a guiding framework for the reforms ahead.

Details of the restructuring will be communicated to all relevant units in due course. The goal is clear: leaner, faster, more capable. Armenia's defence must reflect the seriousness with which we take our sovereignty.

III. The Front Holds - Enemies of ATLAS Contained

On all active fronts, the enemies of https://app.warera.io/alliance/6a2966e8f0f195d344d5158c remain contained. Our forces, alongside our allies, have performed with discipline and resolve. The situation is stable, and credit is owed to every fighter who held the line without fanfare or hesitation. Even the capital of https://app.warera.io/country/683ddd2c24b5a2e114af15c1 was liberated today https://app.warera.io/battle/6a49496e4a82057945eec8d8. Congratulations!

This is exactly what was asked of you. This is exactly what you delivered. Armenia is proud.

IV. To the BEER Alliance - Congratulations!

https://app.warera.io/alliance/6a2b13879c8c99640b9c4963 is currently accomplishing what many would have considered an enormous undertaking: the liberation of https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d446e731854c7ac79c. Armenia extends its warmest congratulations for the progress made in the last two weeks. What has been built through perseverance and solidarity deserves to be acknowledged without reservation.

But a liberation is only as meaningful as what follows it. The work now is to ensure that what was won stays won. Armenia stands ready to work side by side with BEER to secure lasting stability. The flags are up, let us make sure they stay there.

V. The Cabinet is Hiring - Your Nation Needs You

The Armenian government is still seeking advisors for two ministerial positions. If you have ideas, initiative, or simply the will to contribute to something meaningful, the cabinet wants to hear from you.

Furthermore, candidacies for the upcoming congressional elections are still open. Armenia is a small nation, but small nations that are organised and determined can punch well above their weight. That is not aspiration. That is our lived experience.

If you want to shape what Armenia becomes, now is the moment to step forward. Every seat filled by a committed citizen is a seat the chaos cannot take.

Republic of Armenia, 05th of July 2026

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