1000 case opening tonight, and please fund my gambling addiction

Entschuldigung, mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut

I have a system

This is important, because everyone keeps calling me a "degenerate gambling addict," and a degenerate would just open cases randomly.

Me? I open them.....

strategically

The strategy is: keep opening cases until something good happens.

Two hours ago I cracked open 550 of them. Live, on stream, for everyone to witness my inevitable triumph. And after 550 cases — after watching that little opening animation more times than I've blinked today — here is the full list of loot worth mentioning:

Epic Boots (dodge: 21). Epic Chest (armor: 29). Epic Helmet (critical damages: 78). Epic Boots again (dodge: 22, so, marginally better boots). Epic Gloves (precision: 24). Epic Pants (armor: 25).

Six items. Out of five hundred and fifty cases. I've assembled roughly one (1) full outfit. I am the best-dressed man on the battlefield and I paid a house worth of cases for the privilege.

"The odds are due to swing," I explained, to an audience of nine viewers, four of whom were bots and one of whom was my mom. "It's basic math. I've been unlucky 550 times, so statistically—"

That's not how statistics work

But then — case 551. The screen flashed gold. My heart stopped. Legendary Boots. Dodge: 34.

I screamed. Mom screamed from the other room, assuming something was wrong. The four bots said nothing, but I felt their approval.

LEGENDARY. After a lifetime of Epic garbage, the Loot Gods had finally spoken. Dodge 34. I held up my hands to the camera like I'd just won a championship belt.

And then I looked at my inventory.

The Legendary Boots. Sitting right next to my Epic Boots (dodge 21). And my other Epic Boots (dodge 22).

Three pairs of boots. I have three pairs of boots and one shirt. I have dodged every single item that isn't footwear.

I stared at the golden boots for a long moment...... and raged cause

IT WASNT A JET

"...I have 1000 more cases tonight," I whispered. "My jet is due. It's basic math."

Chat left. The bots left. It was just me, glowing in the dark, whispering "one more" to a loot screen that had long since stopped listening.

See you all tonight in the Thaiverne at 9pm German time

Just incase the above time is wrong, ( 3am GMT+8) is the correct time, because I'm dumb and don't understand what DST is and how it works