A BARELY PURRFECT ,but A VICTORY INDEED !! DEAR COMEOWRADES, DEMEOWCRACY HAS MEOWED AGAIN

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Comeowrades,

Somehow, you have elected me again.

The votes have been counted. The allegations of ballot boxes smelling suspiciously of tuna remain unproven. And I am delighted to announce that https://app.warera.io/user/69a12faaf4a972e0fe001d71 has once again been elected to Congress.

Against all odds, common sense, and probably several political scientists, the Catmeowist paw remains firmly inside the lawmaking chamber.

To every comeowrade who voted for me, campaigned for the party, spread our meowssage, or simply clicked my name because the other candidates looked boring:

Thank you.

This victory belongs to all of us.

Mostly because taking personal responsibility for it would be ideologically inappropriate.

With your support, the भारतीय म्याऊँवादी दल shall continue its tireless struggle for independence, industrialization, our allies, our workers, our farmers, national purrgress, and the continued existence of an unnecessarily large Strategic Fish Reserve.

Our opponents fought hard.

We respect them.

We congratulate them.

We wish them well.

They may now return to being wrong.

The campaign is over.

The ballots are counted.

The posters may be taken down.

The campaign fish may finally be eaten.

And the Catmeowist paw remains in Congress.

Now begins another glorious term of legislation, diplomacy, industrialization, bureaucratic confusion, and occasionally staring directly at a bill before pushing it off the table.

Thank you for trusting me once again, comeowrades.

You voted.

We won.

Demeowcracy survived.

The fish did not.

🐾 **म्याऊँ कृषि! म्याऊँ उद्योग!**

🐾 **म्याऊँ श्रमिक! म्याऊँ विकास!**

# **जय म्याऊँवाद!**

https://app.warera.io/user/69a12faaf4a972e0fe001d71

Chairman, भारतीय म्याऊँवादी दल

Catmeowist Party of India