Hey, the name is Willem, Willy for friends. I’m 493 year old and I need help. The winds of uncertainty have hit the shore.
I need money. I need to open boxes. No, it’s not an addiction. It’s a lifestyle.
Just know this: if my lifestyle won’t get funded I think there’s a very realistic chance Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber news, facts, and lyrics could start popping up on the news page.
I’d never do that, but I can feel it in the air.