A Chairde.
I'll make this quicker than @69b73bb9ca9a42b7efc32ae7 in bed lads. Promise.
This shall be my final announcement as President of Ireland. Hopefully ever, because my god I do not want to be in charge of you silly creatures ever again. You lot have driven me to drink in excess of what I already was, which is dangerously threading the needle of liver failure.
Tis been a quiet last two weeks in the land of Irish politics and announcements. A far cry from our first two weeks together for the month of September. And a lot has happened.
Under my Presidency, we finally achieved unity. After many many months, Ireland was united in what was a historic deal struck between the Brits and the Irish. The North is ours.
Under my Presidency, we expanded the Government, and made accessing government for new players interested in such roles easier than ever! (I also did my best @6976cd6b77dc49b8a4055c3e impression and fired all of cabinet today to give some new guys some medals for their service to my cabinet)
We all came together to stop and condemn an attempted 'coup', which in reality was simply a way to drain all of our nations resources and then flee the nation, leaving us with nothing. All of the UPI, PfP, and the tattered remains of Le Cheile banded together for the first time, unanimously, to put a stop to it for good. (Shout out to Charlie Naughty and his Gravel-shitting dog, @69dd5f200fb8f235287f4eaf for their special operation.)
And of course, with the help of the aformentioned individuals,
@6976cd6b77dc49b8a4055c3e & @6a19f3efbb59e09541945cb6 , we have begun to grow the Emerald Accords alliance. An alliance which will soon blossom into a grand collective of nations, which shall be the envy of all nations who were silly enough not to join. I believe it was Freud who coined this phenomena; Alliance-Envy.
A small sample size of the historic September term of Ireland in War Era, and one that after a mere 2 weeks on the job, left me desperate for an out. There were times where I considered self-impeachment, mostly because that was one of my main goals when I ran for president... but then I thought...
What sort of coward leaves his nation without a President before his term is actually up, without letting anybody know?
Which is why I toughed it out, in spite of my general inactivity when it came to announcements, day in and day out I was here with you all, chatting, having the craic, and generally being a nuisance as I prepared to step back into my esteemed role as the Irish Minister of Mayhem.
Upon the morning of candidacy announcements, I shall impeach myself, as this will be the only time where the election cycle of Ireland will not be in ruins as a result, and Ireland wont be without a President out of nowhere. This fulfills my final campaign promise; to be the first Irish President to ever be impeached.
As such now, our attentions turn to the official candidates for Presidency which has been announced so far.
@6976cd6b77dc49b8a4055c3e & @6a19f3efbb59e09541945cb6 .
Now, if you ask me, tis like choosing between getting kicked in the bollix whilst wearing glass underwear, or willingly voting for @6a19f3efbb59e09541945cb6 . In short, it's a very tough decision.
Which is exactly why I'll be voting for quite literally anyone else who runs, who I also happen to like and think it would be funny if they were President. As I'm fairly certain that's how I got elected in the first place. Please send in your CV's and Cover Letters for my consideration. Just kidding, I already know where my vote is going.
In all seriousness, I have linked below the Presidential Campaigns of my Minister of Internal Affairs and current Vice President, @6976cd6b77dc49b8a4055c3e, and (FORMER) Minister of Defence, @6a19f3efbb59e09541945cb6 .
I encourage every individual ready to vote in this election to give it a thorough read if you can, and then please tell me what each of them say because both were too long, and I also can't read.
/article/6abb745689cad4f82c843508
/article/6abbe7aeff17b85e317fae8f
Again in all seriousness, thank you all for the support and encouragement this month. A special shout out to the #Lads for their hard work and dedication to being as equally jobless as myself.
@69b73bb9ca9a42b7efc32ae7
@69dd5f200fb8f235287f4eaf
@69f08921741545cd6e3a1b16
@6976cd6b77dc49b8a4055c3e
@69dd997b4263dac0b8eb71ea
@69ed37b42a232d73783b301f
@69dcf88195fcc53627ed7cea
@69dd20a46416cd8448668db6
@698d05589789b5cb628f88b8
@6a19f3efbb59e09541945cb6
@6990e66411434f14b0ebde57
And the many others in the discord and in game that makes this frankly ever worsening game, something worth coming back to.
Now, to sign off for the last time. #VoteFor@69f0ed91b3edbdba4bcb3fc2 .
-RevanEire, President of Ireland, Minister of Mayhem