A Gift From the Knights Templars MU to the Current Government of Turkey

On the behalf of the Knights Templar MU, I, CrownClownRoyale, am honored to present to the government in Turkey, this single brain cell, after they spent all of their $$$ propping up their muppet government in the island nation of Cyprus.

It is truly a great sadness to hear that they spent exactly too much funding the suppression of the true government of Cyprus, now in exile. But as we, the Knights Templars, are gracious and magnanimous opponents, we present to them, this token gift, for allowing all of us in the Knights Templars, to laugh our asses off, as the government in Turkey panicked and drained their coffers dry.

For without their help, Cyprus would be free of the Felloi oppression, allowing the country to once again stand up against the tyranny of the Greeks, as it once did in the past. Perhaps one day, such a time will come again. But alas, for now, may the shits and giggles contimue.

We sincerely hope you enjoy this humble gift from us, to you. Thank you, oh bloated and corrupted government of Turkey. May you never change. o7

FREEDOM FOR CYPRUS!

FREEDOM FROM THE FELLOI!

LONG LIVE THE KNIGHTS TEMPLARS!

- CrownClownRoyale

/-Self-Appointed Mascot-/