A Gift to the Turkey.gov Muppet Government of the Enthralled Island Nation of Cyprus

Gentlemen, Gentle Ladies, and things that go "OW! MY TOE!" in the night, it is once again an honor for me, ClownCrownRoyale, to gift yet another generous present to yet another most esteemed of parties.

This single brain cell has been magnanimously, most generously donated, on the behalf of the Knights Templars MU, to the Muppet Government of the Island Nation of Cyprus. It is a long-held communal belief of all the honorable nations of the world, that the government in Cyprus has been muppeted by the tyrannical Turks across the seas! It seemed, most appropriate then, that this gift is not just simply a present, but a message to all willing to hear it:

If you wish not to think, rely on the Turks.

If you wish not to bleed, bring in the Turks.

If you wish to become corrupted, ally with the Turks.

If you wish to lose your free will as an independent government, become muppeted by the Turks.

If you wish to become wealthy, spend Turkish gold.

If you wish to pretend to be relevant, take Turkish advice.

If you want to be seen, walk like a Turkey. And

If you want to lose your identity as a nation, become a Cyprus/Turkey.gov Muppet Government.

As the Self-Appointed Muppeteer of the Knights Templar MU, I, CrownClownRoyale, bequeath this gift, worth more than all the assistance one might receive from the Most Corrupt and Most Imperialistic Government of the Glorious Empire of Turkey, to the Humble yet clearly Broken Government, of the Island Nation of Cyprus.

We pray that you don't just toss it into the trash, much like your legitimacy as the rightful rulers of the island, but, I guess as you would ask, "What do the Turks think?"

o7

- ClownCrownRoyale

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/-Self-Appointed Muppeteer-/