A historic congress electoral fraud in Spain

A historic electoral fraud!

Good morning, citizens of Catalonia.

On Monday 6 June, the parliamentary elections took place. These elections were to fill 12 coveted seats in parliament.

As you will recall from my previous article, https://app.warera.io/article/6a4b5fe89dbbb06e15973597 , I was at the entrance to the congress greeting my supporters, as they kept arriving and asking me for selfies and autographs.

Well, during the early hours of the 6th to the 7th, the votes were counted and there was a surprise…

https://app.warera.io/user/6a324999b77ea5aed0637532 I myself had received a whopping 0 VOTES!

At that very moment, I couldn’t believe it – my whole campaign had gone down the drain. How was it possible that I hadn’t even got a single vote? (I gave mine to https://app.warera.io/user/698072a562a3fc2178c05154 who promised me vote for vote)

But the most striking thing is that a recent immigrant to the country https://app.warera.io/user/6997231153a5ede8f653415e had received 5 VOTES!

How was that possible?

So I decided to call https://app.warera.io/user/683bec4b8e35000e012bcd2f with whom I share a completely legal grow shop in the Alt Empordà https://app.warera.io/company/6841a1bad0e381ccda3599c5 to have a quick smoke and clear my head.

That’s when I started receiving private and public messages boasting about my candidacy. My mobile wouldn’t stop ringing – hundreds of notifications with screenshots and messages containing leaks about how they were going to rig the ballot boxes in Catalan schools and colleges.

The journalist refuge in Andorra https://app.warera.io/user/6a0ad9db09524c84480dcbc7 sent me an image via an encrypted dark chat of a small dinosaur crossing the Andorran border. This was rather strange, as he was a Spanish citizen, but we’d had tips-offs that he was meeting secretly with the President of Andorra https://app.warera.io/user/683b0de86b027ca346a01faa following her announcement that the borders were to be closed.

*Image of a member https://app.warera.io/user/6a2c9efa530e07a9d21b4d89 public climbing over the Andorran border, caught red-handed.

After receiving all this information and putting two and two together, my administration and I were able to uncover the plot that had been hatched by the Spanish and Andorran governments.

Yes, you read that correctly – it was the doing of both governments.

Well, the alliance of https://app.warera.io/user/69ee919d4153d7ce8293e5fa y https://app.warera.io/user/683b0de86b027ca346a01faa It had been secretly orchestrated to rig the Catalan elections and thus prevent me from entering Parliament and halt Catalonia’s independence!

But don’t worry, soldiers and fellow supporters – this won’t end here. Every day we’re being boycotted in one way or another, but Silvia and Aliansa Katalana are here to stay.

We’ll take the reins of our country, come what may.

They won’t be able to stop us – visca Catalunya!

Right now I’m feeling a bit down after the attack shown in this picture; you can see I’m sad, but don’t worry – we’ll come out stronger! .