A lazy congress candidature

No explanation, i'm just feeling dooing this and share the world my candidature

Why voting for me ?

- I have the most basest quality tastes like a ultrachad, for example I put the milk after the cereals

- I have a cute waifu GIF to seduce my foes and friends, to prove this 3 players already have a crush on me

- I learn Mandarin well enough to share to the worlds my complectly normal and refined tastes (especially the funny colorfoul washing pods)

- I'm playing PVZ and learning how to speedrun it, so I consider only this allow me to have a seat.

- If i'm elected I will have another shiny badge and I will do more schizoposting in Gaulish (I should do one on Umamusume)

So I think will all of those points i've prove enough why I should get elected, if I don't get elected I will call the game rigged, I will piss, shit and fart at the same time while crying and smashing my keyboard doing the most copium message possible andflooding the chat with Japanese shitpost

I will also fall in the craziness and spamming the news with Gaulish rambling, so you better elect me

ALL HAIL THE PEASHOOTER-IN-A-CAN GOD !!!!!