It all started with an innocent proposal in game chat. One of the nations prominent and long standing members.
"Folks, what's your Fav Pizza?"
A harmless question giving food for thought (pun intended)
The comments rolling with all the usual suspects that many Aussies share a common bond over before the inevitable. All it took was a single ingredient and the line was drawn.
P-I-N-E-A-P-P-L-E
All citizens knew this was a hotly contested topic as old as time and sits in folklore against other great debats like weather the tomato sauce is stored in the fridge or the pantry, or wether the toilet paper roll hangs over the front or the around the back. Citizens knew their allegiance toward this god forsaken ingredient but seldom mention it.
But save for one well know citizen with out a second thought "Any Pizza with Pineapple on it..."
The line has been drawn now the statement is there in black and white. Will this be the strike that divides the nation? Friendships will be put to the test as the fallout of the statement continues.
The president was quick to issue a statement for their favorite in the hope to unite the nation. In true political form it was something that sounded more like a salad than a pizza.
Will one simple ingredient be the downfall of a nation? Only time will tell.