A Statement From Binya_Elsweyr, Cat King of Uzbekistan

Citizens of https://app.warera.io/country/683ddd2c24b5a2e114af1612,

This one has returned from travels in https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac8c1 with many stories, several new robes… and slightly more responsibility than expected.

Originally, this journey was intended as a personal visit abroad. A chance for this one to experience another land, explore local markets, enjoy the warm weather, and perhaps escape paperwork for a short while.

And then https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac8c1 made one critical mistake.

They showed this one the cats.

Now, in Binya’s defense, the weather there reminded this one greatly of home in Elsweyr. The warm air, the open markets, the wandering cats through the streets… it awakened ancient instincts. Powerful instincts.

During this visit, local hosts also gifted this one a strange computer of unknown origin. This machine glows, hums mysteriously, and has caused three South African engineers to question their career choices.

This one still does not fully understand what it does.

But it feels important.

As this one explored the cities and markets of https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac8c1, events became… increasingly unusual. Citizens gathered as this one attempted to catch local cats across several districts. Crowds cheered. Some began placing bets on how many cats this one could catch in a single afternoon.

For the record:
The answer was many.

What followed was unexpected even to this one.

After what local citizens described as:
“A display of unmatched feline diplomacy,”

this one was crowned with the title:

Cat King.

A great honor. Possibly legally binding.

This one wishes to assure the people of South Africa that despite rumors:

• No laws were intentionally broken

• The cats were treated with respect

• And the ceremonial robes were absolutely necessary

To the people of https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac8c1, this one extends sincere gratitude for their hospitality, generosity, and deeply questionable encouragement of this behavior.

This one returns home with new experiences, strange technology, and wisdom gained abroad.

And perhaps fur on several official garments.

Some question whether a Congressman should also hold the title of Cat King.

This one asks:
Why limit greatness?

https://app.warera.io/country/683ddd2c24b5a2e114af1612 deserves leaders with ambition, experience… and quick reflexes.

May the roads stay open.
May the markets stay lively.
And may the engineers eventually discover what the strange computer actually does.

– Binya_Elsweyr
Congressman of South Africa

Watcher of Extremely Strange Events
Cat King of Uzbekistan