The wheel spoke to me and said, "Go to spider hell." I sighed and went on the search for https://app.warera.io/user/68e0f6006555f19119ac310e After locating the President, we had a pleasant schmooze.
Let me tell you a tale of timezone fuckery. Gumboot and I happen to be 14 hours apart, so there was quite a struggle to find the time for me to pester him. Unfortunately, we happened to do the "interview" in a manner I'm not a fan of, but it got the job done. I sent my lineup of questions and sat impatiently for a response. With my timeline and game plan in shambles, we carried on.
Gumboot has been in the Aus government for 6 months. Started his path in Congress after possibly doing a "good" job, he was selected to take over after https://app.warera.io/user/68a5044f8671ad44a1a52728. Gumboot has been president for 2 terms now and focuses on military structure and Discord communications. Random fun fact is he plays Magic. After getting to know him a little, I have no doubt he is a Krenko player
My questions began with "How do you measure whether your cabinet is successful?"
Literally just activity and capacity in the roles. Joe flips our treasury like the local crack demon and a new to him tv, Ching doesn't set orders against Ireland, and Tecchi and Shek are trusted in being able to represent Aussie values and foreign policy
When asked about any nations he'd like to strengthen relations with, he said, "Some TF Nations tbh if they'd pull their head in"
The next question was "Which industry deserves more investment?" The president loves a pub and volunteering
Pubs. Pubs are expensive as fuck to run. Volunteer sectors could do with some time investment too. Go volunteer in something.
Food was the next topic, and the president has spent time thinking about this one
Centrelink Oysters made with South Melbourne's, a Bunnings or democracy sausage for the community experience, a local pub Parma and a visit to our cafes because they all seem to do some wild desserts and meat pies, find the annual cafe winner of the best vanilla slice n have a go.
The following questions were picked by a couple of lads in the PfP (Whoop whoop)
https://app.warera.io/user/69b73bb9ca9a42b7efc32ae7 Wanted to know "Does toilet water really go backwards and how does it affect the state of political affairs?"
Gumboot, let us know
reverse toilets are more efficient. Our parties are aligned when it comes to our cans. Southern hemisphere coriolis superiority
Our glorious PfP leader https://app.warera.io/user/6990e66411434f14b0ebde57 wanted to know about spiders: "On a scale of 1-fucked, how are the spiders?"
Gumboot shared quite a bit, making it seem normal to just have a nightmare creature living with you
everyone has a named Huntsman spider cruising around their house eating the shitty bugs. They're definitely unintentionally fucked sometimes though, I worked a farm once, went out to round the cows on the quad, threw the helmet on, dropped the visor and was staring straight into the eyes of a Huntsman as big as my hand on the inside. 3 weeks of whiplash from tearing the helmet off.
Fuck that. No, thank you. To finish up our PfP questions https://app.warera.io/user/69f08921741545cd6e3a1b16 wanted to cause some chaos internally with his question. "Whos the best AFL team?"
Bulldogs for me, doggies were always happy to punch on (except for yesterday)
The questions came to an end with my final one, "What's a promise you want to make that readers can hold you accountable for?"
Idk, I like to think I'm diplomatic and always look to find a solution to differing objectives and I'll always look to give a fair go to the Aussie citizens too
Thank you for reading along! Next week has already been spun, and we're going to the UK. https://app.warera.io/user/6882a786c91f768fd3f7278bBE READY