Ok so I have zero intention of waffling for days, I have seen enough articles that should end 3 paragraphs early and don't. And therefore I dont tip them, save my money, reinvest and become richer.
So yes, I have decided to run on a money first platform. Uncle Sam used to point and say We Need You. Well not here, I point at me and say You Need Me. We have been led by people with zero business acumen who lead us into prolonged wars rather then ripping the band aid, and using our money wisely. Look at the most powerful in this game! Its the Egyptians with their pyramids of gold. Money is what rules the world of War Era and if elected I plan to help shape congress and push for motions that enable us to be the capitalist rulers of the world.
In real life Ireland has become a well known tax haven with some of the best GDP rates worldwide. Fuck the poor. The countries coffers come first and will let us buy our way out of anything. A shrewd businessman will also get us bargains in every deal.
On top of this I strongly believe in keeping your head. Something you will have noticed the majority of other candidates failing to do in the last 24 hours. If elected I will bring a balanced approach putting money first and then the democratic will of the people. Fast tracking the most pressing issues of the day to avoid giving people time to over react.
I will be a canidate you can approach (and bribe). I will listen to your concerns and bring them forward. A vote for @adro is a vote for his pockets. Trickle Down Economics baby, you will get some too.