Ok so like the last election I have zero intention of waffling for days, I have seen enough articles that should end 3 paragraphs early and don't. And therefore I don't tip them, save my money, reinvest and become richer.
Also I distinctly remember the last time I wrote one of these I got exactly 0 votes from any of you poor bastards! BUT now, this time I come to you as a former Deputy Minister of the Economy and current Minister of the Economy. So rest assured if I receive 0 votes I will push the devs to implement a USC charge for me to collect from ye! Not to mention a TV license to support Fati's work.
So yes, once again I have decided to run on a money first platform. I have taken the Minister position as I want to push for Ireland to be a thriving metropolis. Anyone who has worked with me to now will confirm I push to ensure that my primary concern isn't that ye have a roof over your head or anything.... it's that both mine and the countries coffers are full to the brim.
You may be wondering, well Adro you are already Minister why do you also need to be a TD. And to that let me explain. All these other war mongers care about fighting but without money you can't afford to fight. As Minister I can bring forward motions but am unable to vote. Therefore by electing me you give me the ability to vote on these motions too making Ireland OUR priority.
As part of my stint I want to revitalise the Buddy system, a fantastic invention by others with amazing tools available but that has sort of fell by the wayside with people not maxing their profits with it. I also want to push for a United Ireland through a deal with the UK for the North that helps us economically and sees a lovely green island.
I also believe in being the Voice of Reason at the table. As you all know our discord has the amazing ability to devolve into children squabbling, I aim to steer be the peacemaker and bring balanced points to any argument trying not to favour either side (presidential candidates either love or hate to see me coming, to be confirmed in the Election-Discussion channel). If elected I will bring a balanced approach putting money first and then the democratic will of the people. Fast tracking the most pressing issues of the day to avoid giving people time to over react.
I will be a candidate you can approach (and bribe). I will listen to your concerns and bring them forward. This is something I am happy to do as a Minister also and you will be hearing more from me on that. A vote for @adro is a vote for his pockets. Trickle Down Economics baby, you will get some too.
Uncle Sam used to point and say We Need You. Well not here, I point at me and say You Need Me