Albanian connection and Bulgarian train bring 0 votes
Dear Friends and Supporters around the World,
As we all analyze the results of the congress elections in Mali in disbelief, some shocking things have surfaced.
Although I had three sure votes, mine (according to the old democratic rule that a man always votes for himself) plus two more that I bought, in the end I got an incredible 0 votes.
This shocking news quickly went around the world, so good people from Japan, Guyana, Kyrgyzstan, Gabon and all the way to the Balkans began to contact me and provide me with interesting information.
Thanks to them, as well as my friends from the German government, I was able to reconstruct the events that led to, I can now openly say, the theft of the elections.
Last night, while the top leadership of Mali was celebrating a very successful business day and breaking various records with a few bottles of rakija, they got a little drunk and, as is usually the case, sang old warrior songs and shed a rakija tear for the homeland.
At that very moment of weakness of our (above all honest and pragmatic) leadership, a certain group of suspicious people from Albania made them an indecent offer that clouded their democratic reason.
By offering them a return to mother Serbia as well as future functions, they only asked for the removal from the political scene of one man they know to be incorruptible.
This champion of democracy and tireless fighter for human rights (I'm the one if someone is not familiar with my political activities in the past, but I doubt there are any) seems to be their only obstacle to some of their cunning plans.
And in that moment of weakness, the management (good people, but a little naïve at times) drove me down the water, like feces into the sewer.
Wasting no time, suspicious people from Albania contacted a mysterious foreigner from Bulgaria who quickly organized the Bulgarian Train that stole our votes and dashed our hopes that the voice of honest intelligentsia, lovers of nature and animals, psychonauts and many other of our voters would be heard in the congress of Mali.
Because of all this, I decided to go on strike. Since I've been on hunger strike before and I haven't done anything with this method, that's why I'm going on an IRONMAN strike now
IRONMAN strike consisting of the following
water strike - I will drink only rakija and beer until the requirements are met
cessation of sales to the management of Mali natural remedies for increasing potency as well as drugs for weight loss
I am entering into complete celibacy, where I will focus all my energies on resolving this political crisis in Mali. (I'm sorry dear ladies, but we all have to make sacrifices for a better tomorrow, and so do you.)
During the strike, I will fulfill my obligations as professionally as ever.
The strike starts today at 4:20 PM my time and will last until the following demands are met
1. We demand that the leadership make a public statement and explain what kind of games and negotiations are being conducted under the table away from the eyes of the democratic public and what is the price of them
2. To complicate vote stealing by donating money to our https://app.warera.io/party/6a761f9b90cda0e8e6f89a0a movement or arranging a deal to shoot at our favorite target (a better way to make things right if you ask me)
3. To provide me with a barrel of rakija as an apology for the democratic stress I have suffered.
I hope that reason will prevail and my liver will remain whole!
Let's get back to nature!
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**Dear ladies, don't cry and don't grieve because I'll come back even stronger and harder than before