For several weeks now the Britsh, Norwegian, and Swedish have resisted Dutch attemps at rehabilitating their lands. Despite our best intentions, they refused our helping hand, especially the Swedish...
They pick up their arms every day like clockwork and thus has become part of the Dutch routine. There will be a time when they will accept "snert" as the to-go winter dish. However, once their clockwork revolution stops, we will undoubtedly will be overcome with a sense of emptiness and purpose. So, this is an ode to the Swedish resistance.
May you never stop revolting, and never stop failing.
*All proceeds will be redirected to Dutch peacekeepers in order to suppress the Swedish identity.