An Urgent Statement From Binya_Elsweyr

Citizens of https://app.warera.io/country/683ddd2c24b5a2e114af1612,

This one brings troubling news from our neighbors and allies.

Dark times gather over Southern Africa once more… though admittedly, some of it is also very confusing.

First, from https://app.warera.io/country/6873d0ea1758b40e712b5f5c.

Reports confirm that a long-thought vanquished foe has returned from a three month slumber deep within the mountains.

A Vampire.

From Romania.

This one understands many questions are being asked, including:
“How did a Romanian vampire end up in Lesotho?”
and
“Why was nobody checking the caves?”

Unfortunately, this one does not yet have answers.

What we do know is that this ancient foe has awakened once more, bringing fear to local villages and causing several citizens to immediately begin carrying garlic without fully understanding why.

The situation remains under observation. Hunters, volunteers, and at least one man claiming to be “professionally trained by watching movies” have already begun preparations.

This one advises calm.

And perhaps avoiding suspicious castles.

Meanwhile, in https://app.warera.io/country/6873d0ea1758b40e712b5f59, another crisis unfolds.

Following the population dipping below five active citizens, large numbers of Egyptians reportedly entered the nation through what officials described as:
“Totally legal methods.”

Investigations later clarified these methods were, in fact:
“Absolutely not legal.”

According to border officials, the exploit involved multiple individuals entering through a single opening in border control systems simultaneously.

One exhausted guard described the incident as:
“It was like watching a clown carriage full of Egyptians.”

Within hours, Egyptian influence across the nation increased dramatically, leaving local authorities overwhelmed and several bureaucrats quietly resigning.

This one wishes to make clear:
South Africa remains committed to the sovereignty and stability of both Lesotho and Eswatini.

Whether the threat comes from ancient vampires or extremely enthusiastic border exploits, we will not abandon our neighbors.

Already, this one has begun discussions regarding:

• Regional support efforts

• Emergency garlic reserves

• Border reinforcement

Current tests remain inconclusive.

To the people of https://app.warera.io/country/6873d0ea1758b40e712b5f5c:
Remain vigilant. Travel in groups. If someone offers immortality in exchange for “just one bite,” this one advises skepticism.

To the people of https://app.warera.io/country/6873d0ea1758b40e712b5f59:
Your borders are important. Also perhaps larger doors were a mistake.

And to https://app.warera.io/country/683ddd2c24b5a2e114af1612:
These are uncertain times, yes… but this one has seen chaos before. Adversity has always been met with determination.

And occasionally yelling.

Stay strong.
Stay alert.
And for the love of the moons, do not invite mysterious pale strangers into your homes after sunset.

– Binya_Elsweyr
Congressman of South Africa
Watcher of Extremely Strange Events