Published by the Minister of Foreign Affairs of Thailand
Regarding Germany’s New Mercenary Career
To the nations of WarEra, and especially to Vatou:
The Thai Ministry of Foreign Affairs hereby announces that Germany has apparently decided to become a Mercenary Nation.
Why is Thailand announcing Germany’s decision?
We are not entirely sure either, but as Minister of Foreign Affairs, I will announce it professionally anyway.
After observing Venezuela’s move into the mercenary business, Germany has reached one clear conclusion:
Alliances are useful.
Friendship is nice.
But contracts pay better.
From now on, German military support will no longer be based only on treaties, loyalty, or emotional Discord promises made at 2 AM. Instead, our services will be available through professional contracts, clear conditions, and possibly a very unnecessary amount of paperwork.
However, Thailand has one serious diplomatic request:
Mercenaries should create chaos, strategy, betrayal, and funny diplomatic incidents.
They should not make WarEra a game where the richest side simply buys victory.
It should not become:
“Congratulations, you had more money. You win the war.”
Germany is open for business.
Thailand is confused but professional.
Vatou should balance the game.
Signed,
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Kingdom of Thailand
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