So Germany lost and my capitalist mind wants to make money out of it. I am evil, but other are far worse, I mean they fight against Germany, how dare they? They probably lost their minds, just like me. However you came for entertainment (you didn't). So how shall I entertain you? With jokes? No this isn't the time for humour and jokes. Also you might have realised it by now, I am just not funny. Really, why are you laughing? About my name? Surely not, I don't have one. Okay, maybe because my articles are poorly made. I mean no pictures, no fancy designs. Just bland writing from a fool like me. Maybe this makes me original, or just plain lazy. I'd say the latter, but you can choose. So what do I even want to say, maybe that no matter what I say, it probably won't matter, because you'd obviously disagree. Thank you for your time wasted, you could have made money instead of reading this.
Have a better time than me, see you again. Btw. don't forget to give me some money, I need this.