Are the Dutch crushing hard for Sweden? It seems so!

The Dutch are hell-bent on conquering Sweden, though nobody really knows why. However, I think I may have connected the dots.

The Dutch are secretly crushing hard for Sweden.

Reports from our spies in Amsterdam suggest that their entire locker-room War Room is covered in posters of sexy valiant moose.

Reportedly, in one soldier’s diary ( https://app.warera.io/user/6974a894386d4d016786c424 I believe), several drawings depicting a very masculine Pippi Longstocking — not entirely unlike our https://app.warera.io/user/69df791a107f481bc5b9c14a — were found. Apparently with pink hearts decorating the drawings.

The shouting and name-calling in Global Chat might in reality just be their way of saying:

“Hey Sweden, wanna go to prom with me?”

Sadly, us Nordic people are not known for picking up social cues... But guess what? Sweden likes you back!

So now that the secret is out, can’t we just kiss and be friends?

We urge you to leave the toxic polyamorous relationship with Egypt and Lithuania. Come to our side, we do have better Fika!

Sincerely,
Verner Maximus <3