Dear generous citizen,
I regret to inform you that my financial situation has reached a level where even my calculator refuses to calculate. 💀
I checked my bank balance this morning and my money was like: “Good luck bro, I’m out.” 😭
I am therefore launching an emergency fundraising campaign.
Current balance: a number that should not legally be considered money. 💸
Please send whatever you can. $1, $5, 10… I am not picky. At this point, even thoughts and prayers are taxable. 🙏😂
If you donate 50+, you will receive my eternal gratitude and absolutely nothing else.
Thank you for your consideration during this difficult financial season.
May your bank account never experience what mine is currently experiencing. 🫡