Are your company vaults overflowing with cash? Is market inflation getting completely out of hand? We need to act before our financial assistant apps crash from too many zeros!
As the self-appointed Chairman of the War Era Central Bank, I am officially launching the Emergency Wealth Incineration Program™. Send me a tip, and I will safely dispose of this excess capital (most likely by blowing it on absolute garbage on the market), saving our in-game economy from hyperinflation. Powell (FED chef) is leaving in May, so someone has to step up and aggressively tighten our monetary policy!!!!
Every coin you send is an act of economic heroism for the global market. Thank you in advance for your patriotic sacrifice!!! before the game crash another time