My beloved readers, dear friends, dear allies, and unfortunately… poles,
today! I come before you with heavy heart, and empty magazines.
The glorious region of Aktobe… has once again fallen into Polish hands.
This is very painful sentence for Borat to write.
Painful like accidentally supergluing testicles to tractor seat during victory celebrations of liberation holiday day of yesterday.
Kazakhstan had courage.
Kazakhstan had allies.
Kazakhstan had morale.
And most importantly…
Kazakhstan had Borat.
This time, I did not hold back.
I personally brought not only guns, not only bullets…
…but THE GOLDEN AK.
Yes... the beautiful one.
The shiny prince of weaponry.
The golden thunderstick of Kazakhstan.
Weapon so magnificent that even enemy soldiers stop briefly to admire craftsmanship.
Many told me:
Borat, do not use Golden AK.
It is too beautiful for combat.
Maybe frame it in restaurant.
But I say... NO!!!
What good is glorious weapon if not used for glorious defense of homeland?
So I took Golden AK into battle.
I fire many bullets, and most even went toward enemy.
Morale among Kazakh fighters rise instantly.
When soldiers saw Borat charging forward with golden rifle sparkling under sun like national treasure with severe anger issues, they scream: WAKANDA... KAZAKHSTAN FOREVER!!!
Some cry.
Some cheer.
Some faint because of my awesomeness and patriotic overload.
And despite all this…
…it still was not enough.
The Polish came in endless waves.
Well organized.
Well armed.
Suspiciously sober. Really suspiciously sober. I have never seen the Polish being so sober
Even my Golden AK could not stop them.
Many brave Kazakh warriors were forced to retreat.
Some strategically, and sometimes it was extremely strategically.
But hear me now, my friends:
Kazakhstan is not defeated.
No!!
Kazakhstan is merely experiencing temporary setback.
The spirit of Aktobe still lives inside every Kazakh heart.
We will rebuild.
We will return.
But fighting for freemdom ist very costly, yes?
So... pretty please do not forget to donate. If you do not love Kazakhstan, that is okay. Then please donate for Borat. Because honestly, Borat is even more important than country. Countries can rebuild themselves, but Borat... Borat is unique and needs your support more than ever!
Glory to Kazakhstan.
Greatest country in the world.
Borat Sagdiyev
Founder and CEO of BORAT INDUSTRIESTemporary Minister of Financial Askings
Owner of Slightly Used Golden AK
Freedomfighter