You guys seen that profile picture? Thats us, Belgium kicking Germany into the dust like its Jojo rabbit all over again.
And now we're coming for you; Central Balkans. You better believe we will roll over you like we rolled over those B.E.E.R. pretenders pretending to be beer conaisseurs. They aren't. Their beer smells like piss. Our country colour is an hommage to that.
But back to you Balkans.
We will roll over you like a drunk Belgian rolls out of a kebab shop at 4 A.M.
And you know what? You should be goddamn honored about it. Cause you will finally be part of our glorious piss coloured empire and finally have acces to the best beaches known to mankind.
You know who holds the record for longest time without a government? We do. We are place number one AND two on that list. 541 days and 7 years later 652 days. And our country still is more stable than your sorry excuses of nations. Even with the north part hating the south and the south hating the north. Learn something about that you toddlers.
Just let us in.
No more struggling.
No more poverty.
No more freedom. As if you ever had any.
Just Belgian excellence™.
You will wake up every morning under the glorious tricolor of our flag, a bazillion times prettier than that abomination of a Romanian one, and you will finally have excellent beer and a congress that has absolutely no idea how to run a government.
And if you resist?
Well...
Look at the profile picture again you babies.
Those rabbits aren't smiling.
The Belgian Liberation is coming.
Now please give me some damn BTC so I can finally purchase a 4th factory and start fighting a bit sooner :'(