Ban Angel

capybaraMay 1, 2026news

Hi everyone,

I want to share my biggest dream, which has finally become a reality: Ban Angel.

It all started about a month ago, with the glorious refoundation of “Ban Angel”—a project fueled by ambition, determination… and a slight abuse of power.

The mission? Simple: cleanse the game.

To achieve this, I sought the support of the biggest fishes in the game. Quietly. Strategically. Right in front of her.

One by one, the pieces started to fall into place.

Then suddenly, a date was set: May 1st.
The perfect day—the game’s anniversary.

At first, we thought it was fake. A joke. A setup.

It wasn’t.

Recently, I achieved a major milestone: banning a player who (according to completely unbiased sources—me) had to go.
Was it necessary? Debatable.
Was it satisfying? Absolutely.

Ban Angel isn’t just a system.
It’s a vision. A movement. A completely reasonable—and definitely not over-the-top—crusade for order.

This is only the beginning.

Stay safe. Or don’t.