Citizens of the Holy City! Friends, pilgrims and of course snack-providers!
The time has come to restore dignity, freedom, and properly scheduled nap breaks
Crowley the First is running to restore order, dignity, and basic common sense.
Stability
Transparency
More sunlight on the square
Ethical brick production standards (certified by Bogusław)
Proper nap policy
Campaign manager Bogusław is already on the square handing out flyers and moral support (mostly moral)

✝ Vote for Crowley I ✝
Because even a cat can see who should be in charge.