BREAKING: Indians Seen Begging At Embassy Doors

BREAKING NEWS

Earlier today, 100s of Indian diplomats had been seen fleeing the capital in all directions. We now have reports coming in from all over the server of Indians beating on the doors of discord embassies, begging for assistance and promising everything they have.

We've been advised to instruct players to please be gentle with them, as they seem to be very afraid of a simple training skirmish.

*Eric Andre dramatisation - thanks mr for supporting:

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LIVE UPDATE: We're also receiving dozens of reports of Indians spamming student email lists across the globe trying to gather further support for ?Pakistan's revolt! We'll have more as this develops