BREAKING NEWS! 🚨

SUDOKU

VENEZUELA

Venezuela launched another of their countless revolts today. They are losing as of now, but they are tied a bit.

FRANCE

It looks like the aftermath of the Battle for Rhine was so bad for France that they decided to just leave the world. We expected their arrival tomorrow morning.

AUSTRALIA

Australia is still fighting for independence. The current Battle is the Battle for its capital. Australia won the first round, but things aren't looking so good in the second.

The Battle report:

WAR NEWS

Inflation has, as I and many others have predicted, gone up. It is at a 2.25% decrease, which is still a decrease, but a a big difference then a week ago. As we can see the weekly inflation is up by 1.66% and the daily is up 0.45%.

Wages remain the same.

We have recorded the smallest increase in price to ever hit top 3. Livestock has increased by 4.9%, but the third place, concrete has only had an increase of 0.9%, which shows that most prices are stable currently.

On the other hand, pills have decreased by a large amount of 8.2%. Elite cases went down by 3.8% and ammo went down by 2.6%.

ECONOMY

THE NEW ONE

THE ANSWER TO THE PREVIOUS ONE

That's it for today, hope you enjoyed article! Happy April fools!

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