A tragic story of ambition, stupidity, and extremely well-paid managers.

Dear citizens of WarEra,

Today, I come before you not as a successful businessman, not as a proud entrepreneur, but as a broken man.

A man who had dreams.

A man who had money.

A man who clicked the wrong buttons.

And now... a man who has neither dreams nor money. 💔

🏭 The Great Manager Disaster of 2026

It all started with the new update.

I saw the opportunity to hire managers. Beautiful, professional, highly educated managers.

And I thought to myself:

"Why hire one manager when I can hire MANY?"

So I did.

I hired managers like there was no tomorrow.

There was, unfortunately, a tomorrow.

And tomorrow came with a very large bill.

You see, dear readers, managers apparently need something called "good employees" to actually make money.

A small detail.

A tiny technicality.

A detail I completely ignored.

My managers now sit in their luxurious offices, drinking coffee, attending imaginary meetings, and watching my bank account slowly bleed to death.

Every. Single. Hour. 💸

⏰ 24 Hours of Financial Torture

Naturally, I tried to fire them.

But WarEra has informed me that I must wait 24 HOURS before I can dismiss my newly acquired army of expensive coffee drinkers.

24 hours.

1,440 minutes.

86,400 seconds.

Every second, my managers grow richer.

Every hour, I grow poorer.

Somewhere, one of my managers is probably buying his third yacht.

Meanwhile, I am considering selling my shoes.

🥺 A Humble Request for Humanitarian Aid

And so, dear friends, I stand before you with my hand extended.

Not for a handshake.

For money.

I am asking for donations to help me survive this self-inflicted economic catastrophe until I can finally fire these parasites.

Your donation could mean the difference between:

✅ A struggling entrepreneur surviving another day.

❌ A financially ruined idiot being forced to watch his managers enjoy their paid vacation.

Even the smallest donation helps.

Think of it as adopting a financially irresponsible businessman.

For just a few coins, you can save a man from his own management decisions.

❤️ Final Words

Historians will one day study this disaster.

Economists will write books about it.

My managers will probably receive bonuses.

But with your help, I might live to see another day.

Please donate. My managers have families to feed. Apparently, I have to feed all of them.

With tears in my eyes and absolutely nothing in my wallet,

Your favorite bankrupt entrepreneur

💸 P.S. If anyone needs a manager, I have several available. Unfortunately, they're legally required to financially destroy me for another 24 hours.

P.P.S. I have learned an important lesson: Never hire someone whose salary is higher than your entire business income.

P.P.P.S. Donations are welcome. Financial advice is no longer necessary. The damage is done. 😭