Today, the unthinkable happened.
WarEra servers went down.
For a few terrifying moments, thousands of players were left with absolutely nothing to click.
Reports immediately started coming in.
One player accidentally talked to his family.
Another discovered he had a girlfriend.
A third looked outside the window and reportedly said:
“Damn, graphics are actually good.”
Some players tried refreshing the page 47 times, believing that the 48th refresh would personally convince the server to come back.
Discord quickly became a support group.
“Is it down for everyone?”
Yes.
“When will it be back?”
Nobody knows.
“Should I go outside?”
Absolutely not. Don’t make permanent decisions during temporary problems.
Things became even worse after 20 minutes.
Players started discovering unfinished assignments.
Unanswered emails.
Laundry.
One guy even opened LinkedIn.
This is when everyone realized the situation had become serious.
Fortunately, the servers eventually returned, allowing everyone to safely abandon their responsibilities again.
Experts are now investigating the cause of the outage.
The leading theory:
The server simply needed some alone time.
Please respect its privacy.
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