BUY THE FUTURE FRENCH PRESIDENT
As you might be aware the French election are coming !
And i your faithfull servant has to be elected !
I am not a USA spy don't check last citizenship
This might look bad to some of you but trust me it get better !
Don’t you want to be rich? Do you know what’s better than having a corrupt man as a friend? A corrupt man who rules an entire country!
CORRUPTION IS BAD UNLESS I AM INVOLVED!
(Send French troops anywhere just slip me a little gift!)
I will write down the names and countries of all my supporters so I can repay them via the Corrupt Hotline™ with the next big market manipulation!
JOIN FRANCE NOW !
VOTE FOR ME !
BE RICH TOMMOROW !
AND JOIN ME !
IN BORA BORA !
The events described here are 100% fake, 200% true, and 300% more honest than a real campaign promise.
Any resemblance to actual politics is purely coincidental (or is it ?).
Depending on the result of this news article i might actually be presenting myself