By the Will of the God King: The First Proclamation of the Minister of Economics

Royal Proclamation to the People of Saudi Arabia and Loyal Friends of the God Kingdom

By decree of the eternal God King, I have been appointed Minister of Economics.

My first act effective imediatly: lowering the price of all camels, so every subject may ride with dignity.

Further reforms follow:

• Tax exemptions for praising the God King.
• Inflation abolished, merchants that rise prices are guilty of treason.
• Gold reserves redefined: counted in the tears of infidels on the forums.
• Sand Export Tax: all infidels attempting to export sand shall pay tribute to the God King.

The markets already tremble, not from fear but from divine efficiency. Rejoice, the age of prosperity under Gigameister’s greatness has begun.

The Revolution is coming and it will devour the faithless; only the faithful shall prosper.

All hail the God King!