In a move that has stunned diplomats, economists, and at least three extremely confused Canadians, Canada has officially
accepted a peace agreement with Lebanon.
The announcement was initially celebrated as a major diplomatic breakthrough.
Canadian officials reportedly shook hands, exchanged polite messages, and agreed that everyone could finally stop trying to kill each other.
But then came the second announcement.
The Canadian community left speechless.
Oil.
The resource has apparently been offered to Canada — and Canada looked at it and essentially said: No