Look no further.
My name is Chaos, and I'm running for Congress to put the balance back into the people's favor. Too many times our politicians back the powerful corporate America, while disregarding our citizens who have rights too.
I want to change that
If I get a seat on Congress, I will always put the people first, whether they voted for me or not. I will advocate for strategic alliances that will keep us from being conquered again. I won't drag us into endless, unwinnable wars. I will look at the big picture before I make any war decisions, we need to do our diligence to make strategically sound decisions in war.
We will NOT have a repeat of Chile taking over
I swear by the Constitution that I will do my best to prevent one-sided wars and work to keep our territory intact. Let us join our new future of prosperity, and we will fight in a prepared, planned out manor. We will work on making our alliance among the strongest using diplomacy and cunning. I already have a line with some of the leaders I have in mind. Thank you for your time, and don't forget to vote!