Cocaine Withdrawal Is No Joke...

RauhanOctober 4, 2026news

I was going to take my daily intake of cocaine yesterday, but I was stopped by https://app.warera.io/user/69d54e7e7d34d2176bcfcb03, who said we would attack Indian Capital https://app.warera.io/region/6813b70a9403bc4170a5d9db tomorrow and told me not to take drugs until the attack.

So I listened. Like an idiot and went to sleep.

And that's when it happened, in the dark hours of the night, India gave the capital to Nepal to save their arses for a little while longer.

I woke up to discover I was lied to by https://app.warera.io/user/69d54e7e7d34d2176bcfcb03 and betrayed by https://app.warera.io/country/6813b6d546e731854c7ac862. So now I'm having cocaine withdrawal symptoms, my tanks are sitting there collecting rust, and there’s no battle to drop damage on.

I keep opening the game, staring at my full health bars and shiny legendary set, waiting for India to revolt or for literally anyone to start a war so I can finally have cocaine again.

At this point, I blame Chancellor for telling me to wait, India for giving away the capital, and Nepal for accepting it.

I was promised a battle.

Instead, I got cocaine withdrawal.