As global geopolitical tensions reach a boiling point, nations around the world are mobilizing. Meanwhile, the South Pacific paradise of Fiji is taking a slightly more... relaxed approach to the apocalypse.
​Military analysts confirm that Fiji is officially "getting ready" for World War III, though local sources indicate the current readiness level is best described as "We will figure it out after this bowl of kava."
​As of this morning, the national threat level has been upgraded from "No Worries" to "It’s Fine, Bro."
​If the bombs do drop, Fiji will be ready. Or they’ll be asleep under a palm tree. Either way, the sun will still shine, the tide will still come in, and the invading armies will still be charged a 15% local tourism tax upon arrival.