Congress - YES to Luitold von Eppenstein!
To the honorable citizens of Austria and our global allies in War Era!
Another month has passed—and what a month it’s been! As Luitold von Eppenstein, I don’t just keep my promises—I turn them into advantages for Austria.
From economic Whale to battlefield titan: In the fight for Östlandet, I dealt 1 million damage in the struggle for Swedish independence—because when our closest allies call, Austria stands with them.
In Congress, I’ve been more than just a reliable vote—I’ve been a strategic force. I introduced 4 laws that:
Secured Austria’s tax revenues during the crisis with Yemen,
Supported Norway’s fight against the oppressive Dutch,
Strengthened our territorial security for the battles ahead.
I’ve been present for almost every vote, no matter the hour—except mornings, because let’s be honest: someone has to keep the night watch. My loyalty isn’t empty words—it’s 1 million damage, 24/7 availability, and laws that secure our future.
A.E.I.O.U. isn’t just a motto—it’s our survival strategy:
Active when others sleep (or when our allies need us most).
Eager to strike first when necessary.
Innovative in economics (ask the Whales) and legislation.
Open to every serious ally—because Austria cannot stand alone.
Unyielding in defending our shared interests.
From Argentina to Australia, they know my name. In Austria, they know my commitment. And in Congress? They know I’m the one who never misses a vote or leaves a law unfinished.
Why re-elect me?
Because I fight like a Whale, vote like clockwork, and craft laws with vision—for Austria and its allies.
Because I turn Austria’s nights into our alliance’s advantage.
Because I’m the one keeping an eye on neighbors and the economy at 2 AM.
Give me your trust again, and I’ll keep ensuring Austria doesn’t just survive—it thrives with its friends. And yes, I’ll try to limit the 2 AM GIFs. Maybe. Until 5:30 AM.
Luitold von Eppenstein – Loyalty doesn’t sleep. Neither do our enemies.
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