Day 1: Weary Bureaucrat

Greetings citizens.
I am Nadim from the newly formed Department of Global Revenue, and it has come to our attention that many of you are experiencing unpermitted profitability today.

Effective immediately, a flat tax is being levied on all prolonged factory staring, aggressive map clicking, and general existence within the server.
Failure to comply will result in me sighing heavily at my desk and putting your username on a very sternly worded spreadsheet.

Please deposit your mandatory contributions below to instantly secure your official, legally dubious tax evasion permit for the next twenty-four hours.