DAY 13 THE MOZAMBIQUE STANDOFF

MrSwanJune 24, 2026other

Hello again. I am back from the stock market where I did a very good job today. But I am not happy because my calendar says Day 13 πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ώ. That is one more day than yesterday, which means it is a bigger business emergency.

I went back to Vatou’s office. I wore my biggest shoes so he would know I am a serious manager.

The Day 13 Boardroom Report

I sat down across from him and I opened my briefcase. Inside the briefcase was just a smaller briefcase, to show him I mean business. Here is what I told him:

  • The Numbers Are Too High: 13 is a very scary number for a company, especially airports where I buy my Jets. If we get to Day 14, that is almost two weeks of the Mozambique flag looking all wrong on the computer screen.

  • The Workers Are Complaining: The other business guys in the game are trying to buy houses and factories, but they keep stopping to look at the flag. They say, "Vincent, tell the owner to use his mouse to click 'fix'."

  • Vatou is Still Doing a Typing: He was typing very fast on his keyboard. I think he was pretending to do a tax, but I know he was just ignoring my tall adult voice.

A Different Strategic Plan

Since it is a new day, I tried a new trick. I offered to trade him one of my favorite shiny rocks if he fixed the flag right now. He said, "Vincent, please leave, I am trying to code."

"Coding is just business words for 'I don't want to fix the Mozambique flag yet.'"

β€” Vincent Adultman, CEO of Flags

In Conclusion, if this does not get fixed today, I am going to have to do a very big sigh. I might even have to go to the breakroom and eat all the good cookies before the other adults get there.

Please, Vatou. Let's close this file so I can go watch a movie with swear words in it and try some Tuak, Mrprabs said it was really good. I wish I could tag him but everytime I try it's just https://app.warera.io/user/6a30be1267eea9c450293731

DAY 13 THE MOZAMBIQUE STANDOFF | War Era