Hello. It is Day 31. 🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿This is officially one full month of the upside-down Mozambique flag crisis.
Thirty-one days of administrative struggle. Vatou's desk is still covered in loose, unstapled papers that blow around every time someone opens the door. He looks like a guy who has been trapped at the business factory for a whole fiscal year.
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I still struggle to tag people but anyways, yesterday, I received some very high-level insider info from the corporate grapevine. It turns out a very good boy named Dog is working tirelessly behind the scenes to resolve this whole flag mess. Unlike Vatou, Dog is doing excellent business and deserves all the belly rubs and premium treats the company can afford. Total employee of the month behavior.
To celebrate Dog's hard work and our big anniversary, I walked right into Vatou's office, pulled a giant, shiny gold star out of my briefcase, and stuck it right on his computer monitor.
He looked up, very confused.
"That star is for Dog, Vatou," I said, giving him a very firm, adult handshake that he didn't even want. "Because he is actually doing a compliance. You, on the other hand, get zero treats."
He just stared at the star on his screen. The pixels are still completely wrong, but the corporate mental warfare is at an all-time high. We are moving into month number two, and my briefcase is still full of strategies.
Now, I have to go buy a bag of dog treats, and then I am going to go buy an anniversary alcohol.