Hello. It is Day 32 🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿.
Since our high-level insider info confirmed that Dog is the only one doing a proper compliance around here, I spent the morning trying to track down his cubicle. A worker that good deserves a promotion to Assistant Regional Dog.
I walked all over the business factory floor following a trail of kibble, but I only found Vatou sitting at his desk, still drowning in unstapled spreadsheets. The gold star I taped to his monitor yesterday was gone. He probably threw it in the recycling bin because he hates good employee morale.
I leaned over his desk and said, "Where is the good boy, Vatou? The board of directors demands a corporate update on the belly rubs."
Vatou just blinked at me with very tired eyes. He has no answers, and the Mozambique flag is still upside down. The investigation continues.
Now, I have to go buy a alcohol.