Hello. It is Day 34.
Yesterday, a very wise senior corporate partner named https://app.warera.io/user/6a08c4cd00808544f7993111 gave me some top-tier business advice. He said the physical war is over, and we must now win the psychological war.
So, I decided to do a reverse-psychology merger. I walked up to Vatou's desk and dumped the entire heavy briefcase of stolen staplers right back onto his keyboard. "A gesture of goodwill, Vatou," I said, looking very mature.
Then, I executed the trap. I asked him out on a very formal business date. Just two corporate guys having a nice, romantic business lunch to talk about synergy and spreadsheets.
He was so shocked by my nice gesture that he actually said yes. He has absolutely no idea that this date is a total trick. I am going to order the most expensive corporate spaghetti, make him pay the invoice, and then whisper "fix the flag" right when the waiter brings the bill.
He is falling right into my executive trap.
Now, I have to go clean my fancy business dating coat, and then I am going to go buy a pre-date alcohol.