Hello. It is Day 37.
Vatou is still stapling papers way too fast just to show off that he has his office tools back. It is a very unprofessional display of corporate arrogance.
So today, I stood right next to his desk with a clipboard and timed every single staple he used. I told him I am conducting a high-level efficiency audit on his stationary consumption. Every time he pressed a stapler down, I made a loud, disappointed clicking noise with my tongue and wrote a big number on my pad.
He got so nervous about his metrics that his hand slipped and he accidentally stapled an empty coffee wrapper to a very important spreadsheet. Total administrative collapse.
"Your efficiency is dropping, Vatou," I whispered, giving him a stern executive nod before walking away.
The Mozambique flag remains completely upside down, but the auditor is always watching.
Now, I have to go buy a alcohol.