Hello. It is Day 47.
Hold onto your executive hats, because we have massive news straight from the highest levels of corporate governance. Yesterday, I went completely over Vatou’s head and initiated direct negotiations with the Upper Management Board: 2 Mods and 1 Admin.
The Mods, https://app.warera.io/user/691e02d933063ef3c6f724df & https://app.warera.io/user/695709f595a7333b36597d44, were extremely cool business professionals. They listened to my pitch, looked at my balance sheets, and agreed that an upside-down flag is bad for global synergy.
However, Admin https://app.warera.io/user/69bae5f81348cf457e2ace23 executed a power move of pure administrative cruelty. https://app.warera.io/user/69bae5f81348cf457e2ace23 officially delayed the flag-fixing maintenance window by another whole week! It is a classic high-level bureaucratic roadblock.
BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT ACTUALLY MEANS?!
IT IS ON THE OFFICIAL SCHEDULE! THERE IS HOPE!
A delayed ticket is still a logged ticket! The pixels are formally queued for repair in the system backlog! Vatou's corrupt reign of inverted chaos finally has an expiration date!
I marched right past Vatou's desk, slammed a big red calendar onto his desk, and drew a giant, glowing circle around Day 54.
"Tick-tock, Vatou," I said, leaning in with absolute executive triumph. "https://app.warera.io/user/69bae5f81348cf457e2ace23might have bought you seven more days of upside-down anarchy, but the Mods have spoken. The ticket is in the queue. Victory is scheduled."
Vatou looked at the red circle, then looked at me, and for the first time in 47 days, he didn't even bother to click his stapler. He knows the end is near.
Now, I have to go buy a high-proof victory-party-prep alcohol!