Hello. It is Day 50.
A massive system wide announcement just dropped on the main floor. Today, Fish officially announced to everyone: A brand new update is coming soon.
The entire office is speculating about what's in the patch notes. Some people think it's just basic balance tweaks or minor bug fixes, but as a top tier businessman, I know how server updates work. Flipping a national flag back to its proper orientation requires massive graphical rendering with lots of coding and database corrections.
That pixel flip is guaranteed to take up the absolute largest percentage of that update file.
I didn't yell. I didn't cause a scene. I just stood up, slowly adjusted my corporate coat, and gave Vatou a long, confident executive nod from across the room.
He saw Fish’s announcement on his screen, looked up at me, and his face went completely pale. He knows. He knows that once Fish deploys this update, Admin MadoAlice won't be able to delay it anymore, and his upside-down Mozambique regime is officially coming to an end.
Fifty days of relentless corporate pressure, and the patch is finally on the horizon.
Now, I have to go buy a large patch day celebration alcohol.