Dear Belgians, friends, taxpayers, suspiciously rich waffle merchants, and fellow Smurfs,
Congress could use a fresh wind blowing her way through the offices.
The air conditioning has not produced a cool breeze in a month, and frankly, this building still smells of last election’s empty promises.
Luckily for you, I am feeling quite windy today.
Praise and blame belong to yesterday’s concert catering: the sandwiches had the structural integrity of a coalition government in Congo.
So this election, ask yourself:
Do you want vague promises?
Or do you want profit?
Do you want political chaos?
Or do you want economic stability to go with it?
Do you want Belgium to be poor, confused, and asking the neighbors for spare change?
Or do you want Belgium to become richer, more respected, and a true financial powerhouse?
The choice is clear.
Vote for: Pommelsmurf_Thijs
Vote for: De Centen Partij
Every cent counts — especially yours.
A longer Candidacy can be found in the BE discord.
