Dev server ad but I made it a meme

DancingCow

Imagine if he had

Imagine if he had

Imagine if he had

(i drew the tear myself need some self credit)

Join DEV SERVER

All the COOL kids play it

You get a HOTWHEEL when you join

https://app.warera.io/user/691ed74bd9075fc1db542693 has been on a RUN:

Dev is the test server where we fix bugs like:

I am currently:

Dev EVERYONE has premium

And we test updates, and new features

We also test new bugs and don't report them cause why the fuck would I want to waste my time on that!

We also love abusing infinite health glitches and then blame it on the server and say "we are testing the new feature" when we get blackmailed in our dms!

We also get a MASSIVE starting kit, 1k ammo (green), 1k bread and the rest I forgot cause I couldn't give a shit about the rest!

Join DEV

And fuck your life up like half way through when you realize you have to use oil to travel and fish prices is like Gucci price

Side effects of playing DEV may include:

Drowsiness, dizziness, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, constipation, dry mouth, headache, fatigue, weakness, insomnia, blurred vision, double vision, sensitivity to light, ringing in the ears, hearing changes, loss of appetite, increased appetite, weight gain, weight loss, stomach pain, abdominal cramping, bloating, indigestion, heartburn, acid reflux, excessive gas, difficulty swallowing, sore throat, cough, shortness of breath, wheezing, nasal congestion, runny nose, sneezing, fever, chills, sweating, night sweats, flushing, dehydration, increased thirst, frequent urination, difficulty urinating, urinary retention, painful urination, blood in urine, back pain, neck pain, muscle pain, muscle cramps, muscle weakness, joint pain, joint swelling, stiffness, tremors, shaking, numbness, tingling, burning sensation, loss of coordination, balance problems, fainting, lightheadedness, low blood pressure, high blood pressure, rapid heartbeat, slow heartbeat, irregular heartbeat, chest pain, palpitations, swelling of hands, swelling of feet, swelling of ankles, fluid retention, skin rash, itching, hives, redness, dry skin, peeling skin, increased sensitivity to sunlight, bruising, bleeding, nosebleeds, delayed wound healing, hair loss, excessive hair growth, acne, skin discoloration, blistering, mouth sores, swollen gums, tooth sensitivity, altered taste, metallic taste, increased salivation, decreased salivation, hoarseness, voice changes, anxiety, nervousness, agitation, irritability, restlessness, confusion, difficulty concentrating, memory problems, mood changes, depression, panic attacks, hallucinations, nightmares, unusual dreams, sleepwalking, seizures, loss of consciousness, vision loss, eye pain, eye redness, watery eyes, pupil dilation, pupil constriction, liver inflammation, elevated liver enzymes, jaundice, kidney problems, decreased kidney function, elevated blood sugar, low blood sugar, increased cholesterol, decreased potassium, increased potassium, low sodium, high sodium, anemia, low white blood cell count, low platelet count, increased risk of infection, swollen lymph nodes, allergic reaction, facial swelling, tongue swelling, throat swelling, difficulty breathing, anaphylaxis, cold hands, cold feet, hot flashes, excessive sweating, reduced sweating, chills, tremor, stiffness, muscle twitching, involuntary movements, difficulty speaking, slurred speech, confusion, disorientation, dizziness upon standing, fainting spells, dehydration, electrolyte imbalance, pancreatitis, gallbladder inflammation, constipation with bowel obstruction, intestinal bleeding, black stools, vomiting blood, rectal bleeding, increased bruising, blood clots, deep vein thrombosis, pulmonary embolism, heart attack, stroke, changes in menstrual cycle, irregular periods, missed periods, breast tenderness, erectile dysfunction, decreased libido, increased libido, fertility changes, pregnancy complications, fetal harm, birth defects, increased eye pressure, glaucoma, cataracts, retinal changes, immune suppression, autoimmune reactions, severe skin reactions, Stevens-Johnson syndrome, toxic epidermal necrolysis, eosinophilia, serotonin syndrome, neuroleptic malignant syndrome, rhabdomyolysis, metabolic acidosis, respiratory depression, liver failure, kidney failure, coma, and, in 9/10 cases, death.

If you experience any of these symptoms go to a admin and cry about it till you get muted!

We asked 10 people what they thought, 10 of them didn't reply!

AD BREAK

MILK THAT MAKES YOU CONCENTRATE LIKE A PRO

Back to the dev server

Everything is expensive.

So try it out!

You will regret it or whatever they say

peace

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