Dipping my toe in congress

FumblatorAugust 4, 2026election

Citizens of South Africa

The time has come for congress elections and for some reason I have decided I want to remain in the circus.

Why should you vote for me?

  1. Im a button pusher

    I like pushing buttons. What can I say. I dislike notifications making them go away is cathartic for me and quick congress votes are good for the country. A beautiful symbiosis 🤝

  2. Im am chronically online

    This one is self explanatory

  3. I am a political veteran

    I have served as the South African minister of economy for the last two months. I have stepped away from being in goverment but still want to partake in the community to a lesser extent in congress. I remain clued in and understand the politics and history going on so I feel that I can provide useful opinions to congressional discourse.

  4. I am endorsed by Madam Goth

    Normally this claim would come with a letter of endorsement by madam, I do not have one because this claim is ENTIRELY FRAUDULENT.

    I have ,in fact, not asked her. However a wise person once told me "its easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission"

Vote for me for congress. This friendly neighborhood toe still has a dream to make it into a Binya article.📰