Citizens of South Africa
The time has come for congress elections and for some reason I have decided I want to remain in the circus.
Why should you vote for me?
Im a button pusher
I like pushing buttons. What can I say. I dislike notifications making them go away is cathartic for me and quick congress votes are good for the country. A beautiful symbiosis 🤝
Im am chronically online
This one is self explanatory
I am a political veteran
I have served as the South African minister of economy for the last two months. I have stepped away from being in goverment but still want to partake in the community to a lesser extent in congress. I remain clued in and understand the politics and history going on so I feel that I can provide useful opinions to congressional discourse.
I am endorsed by Madam Goth
Normally this claim would come with a letter of endorsement by madam, I do not have one because this claim is ENTIRELY FRAUDULENT.
I have ,in fact, not asked her. However a wise person once told me "its easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission"
Vote for me for congress. This friendly neighborhood toe still has a dream to make it into a Binya article.📰